I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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