So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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