I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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