I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
people are starting to question the shark bite story
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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