Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
tell me about the eggs
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