Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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