Midget sex pt 2 tonight
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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