Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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