Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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