I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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