What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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