the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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