I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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