He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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