I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
50% drunk capacity currently
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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