Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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