Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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