So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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