Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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