"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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