Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
