If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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