He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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