Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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