I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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