"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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