Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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