"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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