Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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