People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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