He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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