I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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