This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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