I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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