her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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