if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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