she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Boobs speak an international language.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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