i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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