so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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