sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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