we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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