we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
