garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just found a bag of teeth...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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