He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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