yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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