loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
