Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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