Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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