I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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