Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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