so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
