question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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