okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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