Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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